101, But It Feels Like 463

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BunnyWhen I popped into Typepad to write this morning, I noticed that yesterday's post was my 100th, which seemed like a lot, but then maybe not, so I thought I'd just let Steve Martin (who has not given me permission to reprint this) explain how 101 feels like . . . so much more.

From The Jerk by Steve Martin, Carl Gottlieb, and Michael Elias

Navin: "Marie, are you awake?
. . . Good. You look so beautiful and peaceful -- you almost look dead. And I'm glad, because there's something I want to say that's always been very difficult for me to say: I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet, I sit. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that. You give me confidence in myself.

"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week. And the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again. And the fourth day seemed like eight days. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just . . . like a day. But then you came back and later on the sixth day in the evening when we saw each other -- that started seeming like two days. So in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days. So at the end of the sixth on into the seventh day that seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down but I can show it to you tomorrow if you wanna see it.

"Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow, when the time is right, I'm gonna ask you to marry me. If that's okay with you, just don't say anything.

"You've made me very happy."

23 comments

that is completely hellllarious! please please please tell me you had that whole thing memorized!! i have a college friend that , to this day, has memorzed the entire spiel on the hand dryers you find in public bathrooms! it's so hesterical to here it!
i love it!
thanks for this great post!
loves!!

And you've made us very, very happy.

He-heee, your so silly :)

YES!!

What? Oh you weren't really proposing? Darn. Well I love this blog so much I would indeed marry it!!

That is a fantabulous quote! I love the picture. What a cute couple!

Happy Happy 101!! I can't wait to see the next one hundred and one!

Man oh man I think I just peed my pants. "You look so beautiful and peaceful, you look almost dead..." This is actually my first time to your beautiful site and I'm so happy I came!! 101!!!

Alecia, I love your site. Thank you for your first 100 posts and I can't wait to read 100 more and then another. I love that movie and the quote made me smile today. Thanks! :)

Happy 101! And thank you for sharing that hilarious quote!

Bwahahahahhaaaaaaaa!!!!

Here's to 463 more! *clink*

you've made me very happy.

Funny, as soon as I saw the title I chuckled because I noticed last night I was at 453. Whoa. Yay for 100- and here's to many mor 100's! xo

'the jerk' is one of my all time fav's. i can laugh from the belly every single time i watch it. my mr. and i have so many little sayings from that movie we pull out all the time!

happy 101!

ha!
One of my favorite movies.

"he hates these cans!"

One of the best movies of all time. Awesome. Happy 101st post.

Just found you - instant favorite. God that speech doesn't get old, does it? Hillarious.

hi-lar-i-ous!

Thanks for the jerkness! I'm leaving now and all I'm taking is this chair...and this coaster...and this...

Oh! Sniff!

Sooo great!

heehee. yay for posts. I just love these markers in life... nice, even numbers with large significance. Congrats!

I love the jerk! Jen quoted from my favorite scene, "I'm leaving now and all I'm taking is this lamp, and this ashtray, and this chair.... Happy 101 post, but since I'm leaving this comment a couple of posts late happy 103? And speaking of posts 102 & 103, what kind of fairytail are you anyway? A crafting genius living in a story book cottage married to a knitting, screenprinting, PJ making nurse. You've got it going on girl!

aaaahhh... The Jerk. One of my all-time favorite movies. Congrats on your 101st post!!

Sorry, catching up today on days of missed reading, happy belated 101!
I checked on mine when I read this, I've ben going for just over a month and I'm at 55 already!!!! What a shock, no wonder I never get my house fixed. But what joy it is to do.

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My name is Alicia Paulson
and I love to make things. I live with my husband and daughter in Portland, Oregon, and design sewing, embroidery, knitting, and crochet patterns. See more about me at aliciapaulson.com

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